real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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