In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
pray to the hookup gods
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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