There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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