Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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