Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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