Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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