We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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