As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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