Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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