im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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