I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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