So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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