ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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