Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
did you just send me my own nude
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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