Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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