He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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