pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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