I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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