So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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