love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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