you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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