He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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