The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
