so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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