where am i from again
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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