I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
