So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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