my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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