There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
