butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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