You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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