cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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