just tell him i said nine months
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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