you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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