Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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