i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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