Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So apparently I’m into choking now
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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