When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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