scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Do I have a choice?
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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