Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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