Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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