I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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