apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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