I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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