Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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