The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
