She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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