The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
