their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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