I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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